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The WORST Christmas Song ever!

I love Christmas songs with all my heart, but there are some that just make bile rise in my throat. In the spirit of fun and good humor, I offer you the worst songs this season has produced. During these ten days in 2013, the blog will have a poll so you can vote on the absolute worst carol ever written. I have a facebook post up to get title ideas.

Here are some of my "favorites".

Bad things can happen to good songs.

"Chrissy the Christmas mouse": Truly horrific, surpassing "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" by a country mile!

Please VOTE!  There's a poll icon on the right sidebar. I'd love to know your pick.

"Do they know it's Christmas?": I think you have to have a mullet to appreciate this song. I love the sentiment, but the music is just god-awful.

 "Baby it's cold outside": Love it but hate that I do. This version performed by two men on Glee is tolerable. Am I sexist or is this scenario less rapey than the male/female version. This version is a good thing happening to a wrong song.

"Santa Baby": A prostitute's heartfelt letter to good Saint Nick.

 "Merry Christmas Baby": There is no snow in Santa Monica, so the Beach Boys should never have made a Christmas album. This music is an abomination!

"Wonderful Christmas Time": Dear Lord! What the hell was he thinking?

"Happy Christmas": This song by John Lennon is absolutely horrible. It makes a lot of people's top 10 favorites (as though it were good) but it makes me cringe. I hear it and pray, "God, just make it stop." It's preachy. It's self-righteous. It's annoying. The tune is boring. The beat is boring. It's bland, white bread, pasty yuckiness.

#1: "Last Christmas": This song makes me want to ram ice picks in my ears. It's so damned annoying. Urgh!

Next week, the best parody/humor Christmas songs ever!


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