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Merry Christmas Film Festival

This long post is a series of video shorts that I've found in the past year.  I hope you will enjoy them as you prepare for Christmas.  They are entertaining, funny, touching, and just fun.  have a Merry Christmas, hold your loved ones close, pray hard and with abandon, don't put off great life delights for lack of money, live in love!

Let's begin in France!

Fans of Firefly, click here,  I couldn't embed this one. 

Key and Peele doing a duet, Rhianna and Chris Brown.

I'll only do two Key and Peele, but I could post dozens of them.  They are hilarious.  This is my favorite sketch.

For anyone who has ever tried to lose weight but thought they lost part of themselves in the trying.

Michele Obama got an advanced copy of the upcoming season of Downton Abbey.  Stephen Colbert got an even bigger scoop.  Enjoy!

Nice twist at the end.

Now for some love.

For my non-English fans.  Is this really how we sound?

This one I could not embed, click and enjoy!

This one will mess with your mind.


Did you every think that "Baby it's cold outside" is a little bit "rapey?"  Well, Key and Peele thought so.  I know I said I'd only do two of theirs, but this is so funny.

If you're watching these films whilst wrapping and assembling for Christmas morning and you feel like you need to take a moment to remember those parents of children who were needlessly taken from them just days ago, watch these and then go up and kiss your kids as they sleep.  I hope this helps you in some way.  I pray that God richly bless your families and that angels keep them safe.
Click here for a video that I could not embed.


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